Item: Orb that, when kicked, casts Sleep on any animals in twenty feet.
100% accurate
Encounter: oh so THAT’S how they make it
making eye contact and smiling all the while too, i bet
Item: a ghost trapped in a cardboard box
useful creature
book of hours, Flanders c. 1300-1310
Baltimore, Walters Art Museum, W.37, fol. 187v
Encounter: a Man-Legged Behir. Due to difficulty purchasing its preferred brand of slacks and shoes (they don’t let it in stores and its lack of hands prevents online shopping, plus i mean where’s it gonna get money from) its fury may be propitiated by gifts of haberdashery. (source)
Item: a Klefki, a flying metal fey with a yen for hoarding keys, seeking them out whenever they are available and rarely letting them go; will willingly go along with someone it judges to be a good source of keys. Once it has latched onto the keys, it is fairly willing to be helpful and use them to open or shut locks, although as a Fey it is not great at telling the difference between mortals, and may be perfectly willing to unlock and relock the same keyhole many times in a row if given opposing orders by two different people. As it finds more keys, it grows larger to accommodate them.
1971 prototype for a polyester learning capsule – Luigi Colani
Item: Polyester Learning Capsule; halves the time required to gain the effects of Tomes, Scrolls, Instructive VHS Tapes, &c.
Spell: Phone Gas, allowing the caster to send the spell Poison Spray through phone lines, cellular signal, wifi, &c. If the other person doesn’t pick up, it can be left as a voicemail and the poison gas will appear when the message is played.
Encounter: bottled water elemental
Item: Padded Armor of Bludgeon Resistance
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