Item: Wet Chains with patented infinite moisture system
Item: Envy Homunculus, uses its glowing green eyes to steal magic-users spells, deleting them from their prepared list and storing it for up to 24 hours to cast as the owner of the doll pleases.
Encounter: Disk Horse. Appears to be a normal horse, but when ridden, it
automatically rockets off towards the worst thing in a five-mile radius,
all while frothing at the mouth that functions as a Potion of Vicious Mockery. No
amount of struggling or spells from the rider or their friends will free
one trapped by the Disk Horse, as it feeds off resistance, but by doing
nothing at all and letting it trundle onwards, it will eventually tire
and you will simply fall off.
Item: Knifey McKnifeface
The first ever sentient object, Knifey is your friend and will do it’s best to help you in any way possible.
By saying hello to Knifey in Common during a wisdom roll, you get to roll a 20 sided die before hand. On a 19-20 you instantly succeed. On a 13-18 you gain advantage. On a 7-12 it gives you +1 in the roll. On a 1-6 it gives you -2 on the roll and Knifey is silent until you take a long rest.
Encounter: rival adventure party of “Whose Line Is It Anyway” identities
Item: horse with a soundsystem; when a rider casts a spell with a vocal component or if ridden by a bard, doubles the range of their spells.
Shoes like these wind up at Goodwill because the person was honest with themselves: They simply couldn’t handle the power of flamingo-toed shoes. Whoever you are, thank you for your honesty. Someone WILL come along, and it will be like pulling the sword from the stone.
Item: Shoes of the Flamingo, will only fit on the true heir of John Waters
Item: mushroom-gathering doge
Item: Orb of Chomping
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