We just posted the latest episode of the Archie McPhee – Less Talk, More Monkey podcast! It’s all about the Yodelling Pickle and includes a description of our cackling contest and the time Bobby Brady visited our store with his duck.
Item: Bottle For Cool People; has no magical effect but has a peculiar tendency to disappear from the inventory of anyone uncool, thereby turning into a status object.
Item: Vest of Displacement, a torso-slot version of the Cloak of Displacement, causing any creature to have disadvantage on Attack
rolls against you. If you take damage, the property ceases to function
until the start of your next turn. This property is suppressed while you
are Incapacitated, Restrained, or otherwise unable to move.
Item: Penny Loafers; magically creates one copper piece for every step taken, but -1 on Agility and -5 on Stealth as every step you take makes the sound of coins jingling
Random Item Drop 