Item: Spam Lip Glaze; after applying, for the next eight hours you taste Spam constantly, regardless of what you eat or drink.
Item: crib armed with tentacles to protect the baby in its care
Item: Mug of Forced Smiles: Anyone who drinks from the mug will be magically compelled to smile for 1d6 hours.
Encounter: it’s General Cantaloupe!
Item #46
A Potion of Giant Strength, but when drunk and it’s normal effects take place, your arms grow to the same size as the type of giant the potion had the effect of, rendering them impossible to use.
Ex. Potion of Frost Giant Strength would both change your Strength score to 23, and grow your arms to the size of a Frost Giant.
Encounter: hey kid, you wanna say a dead body?
Item: handful of tiny soda cans, each containing a few drops of pure flavor syrup; if added to a glass of water, the syrup turns it into that soda.
Item: Robe of Monster’s Energy; during conflict, the wearer can swap speed ratings with their opponent. If the opponent dies or combat ends, the stats are returned to normal.
Encounter: Tiny Meat Princess, a one-foot-tall maiden capable of summoning thin-sliced prosciutto at will
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