From Fliegende Blätter, 1928.
Item: Pink Jeans of the Homing Jump Kick; once per hour the wearer can select a target and leap into a jump kick and will not land until they connect the kick to the target (gliding through the air at the standard height for such a kick, traveling at their max running speed) or after the hour ends.
Encounter: village of soy farmers with telekinetic powers
Encounter: Grape Nut Golem; steadies characters, granting a +d4 Constitution bonus by preventing sexual release and ensuring a regular evacuation of the bowels.
Item: Puppy Of Infinite Dust
I was at a party with my relatives and some of their friends. Everything was fine until I started to eat, and one of the teeth on my lower jaw started to become very loose (loose enough to pull it out). I went to the bathroom to remove it, because it not only started to hurt badly, but was being troublesome. As I began pulling it out, the middle of it turned into a string and started to rope out, until I was holding a good 10 feet of slick, tooth cord.
Item: false tooth concealing ten feet of slick rope
Encounter: a huge flying hollow head that offers Lyft
Spell: Storm of Trapping Skulls, produces a whirlwind of 3d2 skulls that horrifically torture the spell’s target by saying they are trapped. However, the spell does not actually trap them and the skulls are merely annoying, having no other powers or abilities beyond flying and chanting.
Item: clutch-purse of fashion-couture pills that, when swallowed, grant any creature flawless fashion sense and a compulsion to follow it for 2d4 hours.
Encounter: cowboy riding a giant rabbit, herding his tiny cattle across the prairie of Greyhawk or whatever plane you’re on. Weird how fantasy settings have so many shepherds but rarely cowboys.
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