Item: three servings of fresh delicious Dolphin Brain Juice, granting limited speech to any creature that consumes it for 24 hours. Creatures that can already speak merely become mildly giddy and playful for the same duration.

stupidsexyfuture:

: wanna make some easy cash, just install an AdBall™ in your home or
office, indoor or outdoor, with several dozen screens playing ads non-stop, earning you some
primo ad revenue

: Artist Masakatsu Sashie

/ because all my blogs need tags for orbs

Item: Orb of Advertising, a hovering sphere that listens in on conversations and plays advertisements for goods and services it thinks you may wish to purchase. Easy to fear since they are listening and recording, but they’re pretty good at predicting what might be useful; might be a good way for the DM to weasel special items to players as needed.