Encounter: pretzel anglerfish, luring in prey with its buttery fresh-baked scent
Item: miniature giraffe with carrying case
Encounter: a Spiked Fun Guy
Item: Beau Urn. Contains an illusory Beau Brummel that appears when the pot is smashed, allowing him to accompany the party for 2d6 hours, granting all members +4 Charisma and initiative on all seduction checks. At the end of the duration, he evaporates harmlessly.
Encounter: three beautiful ladies that will hiss and bite if you get too close
Item: vegan-friendly Hand of Glory (hang it from a necklace to gain another ring slot)
Encounter: powered armor guard developed by the Bluth Company
Item: six-pack of Pepto-Bismol Ice, cures Nausea while giving you a nice buzz
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