Item: giant stone USB drive left at the magical library by some giant. They called and it apparently super important that they get it back, important enough that the library administrators want to hire an adventure party to take it back to them.

weirdmarioenemies:

Name: Pigarithm and Hogarithm 

Debut: Super Paper Mario

Pigarithm is the kind of thing that could only exist thanks to Super Paper Mario. A triple pig fusion! And a maths joke, too. 

Each time you hit them, they’ll lose a piggy. But this also makes them smaller, faster, and harder to hit. The last one is so slippery that stomping him will shower you with coins! This is pretty much the best way to grind money, so if you want to buy Tiptron (spoilers for an 11 year old game?), you’d better get used to that snout. Or snouts.