Item: Nik-Nik Shirt, granting the characters the powers of a Nik-Nik. EDIT: Originally this post was just a joke, but then I checked to make sure a “nik-nik” wasn’t anything bad and it turns out it’s a really obnoxious mosquito-like insect also called a sand-mite, common in the mountains of the Philippines, so apparently this shirt grants male characters the ability to feed off flowering plants and female characters the ability to feed off creatures’ blood, leaving behind a painful bite that can itch for weeks.

Encounter: Conveyor, a hollow ceramic man in thrall to a compulsive collector, one of many he has sent across the landscape to collect a particular type of object. Once full, the Conveyor will return immediately to its master’s castle to be unloaded. What does it collect? Roll d20:

  1. Keys
  2. Shoes
  3. Ammunition
  4. Books
  5. Taxidermy
  6. Personal letters
  7. Stuffed animals
  8. Alcohol
  9. Wands
  10. Bones
  11. Crowns
  12. Gems
  13. Teeth
  14. Potions
  15. Glass bottles
  16. Ioun stones
  17. Healing items
  18. Skulls
  19. Far-seeing devices
  20. Wayfoods

bobacupcake:

i didnt want to bother with animating so i just made it so the sylveon arms move to the specific letter of ymca whenever i hit any of the letters on the keyboard but this ended up having terrifying consequences when keysmashing

Encounter: Sylveon locked in thrall to a computer keyboard so that its dances can be used to send messages, one letter at a time