Item: Robotic Hand, wieldable as a weapon; while physically pretty much useless, on a successful hit to a sapient creature, it grabs and removes that creature’s imagination, significantly decreasing their mental stats.
Item: usually I make a joke here, but they are literally marketing these as “Charisma in a Pill”
Item: Apparatus of the Crab that also has a huge fucking cannon on it
Item: cat that is even more of a liquid than most
Item: handful of crystals that, when placed into fire, cast Black Tentacles (except, y’know, beige).
Item: Amulet of Baleful Wienermorphing
A Marilyn Monroe robot, by Japanese inventor, Shunichi Mizuno. 1982.
No thank you.
(Images from the great site, Cybernetic Zoo.)
Item: Marilyn Monrobot
Item: set of 2 dozen eyeballs with bendable legs and suction-cup feet, a great way to observe someone from a distance.
Item: Bear of Watchfulness
Item: full service of Jeans Dishes (Jishes)
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