Author: thedurvin

I mod this blog from my stronghold inside a giant geode amongst the secret undercrofts of the Mystical Metroplex; I was going to write on goblin-skin parchment but my quill ran out of ink, so if it seems like I don't know what I'm doing with these futuristic computation-devices, please have mercy.
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Encounter: Zoinks, a frog with the head of a cowardly stoner; when equipped as a familiar, it claims to be able to find food anywhere, but any door or compartment is suggests you open is likely to contain some sort of monster, in particular anything that had been chasing you but you thought you had lost.

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Encounter: Woodland Fountain of Something (roll d6; one draught may take effect per day)

  1. Youth: causes the drinker to grow ten years younger permanently
  2. Height: causes the drinker to grow one foot taller permanently
  3. Swag: causes the drinker to gain +d20 Charisma for the next hour
  4. Awareness: despite the hopes scholars, it simply makes the drinker’s mind to become hyperaware of sensations and thoughts they have learned to ignore: the feel of their clothes, the taste of their tongue, every little background noise, &c.
  5. Diet Sprite: causes the drinker to be refreshed
  6. “““Detox Cleansing”““: causes the drinker to immediately and forcefully evacuate the entire contents of their bowels and bladder