Item: Snake Spray: an elixir that, when ingested, transforms you into a snake for 24 hours, but when you change back, you will have no recollection of what you did as a snake.
Author: thedurvin
I mod this blog from my stronghold inside a giant geode amongst the secret undercrofts of the Mystical Metroplex; I was going to write on goblin-skin parchment but my quill ran out of ink, so if it seems like I don't know what I'm doing with these futuristic computation-devices, please have mercy.
Item: Artifact of Cubic Building
Item allows the user to construct buildings and other structures using a variety of materials, ranging from wood to stone or even bricks, in a grid-like cube form. On destruction of a cube, it disappears completely and leaves only a chunk of material behind.
Item: handful of Sonic droppings; +1 foot to speed for each one eaten with no upper limit, but only lasts until the next time you take damage of any sort, at which point the speed boost leaves your body in the form of one ethereal gold ring. With a successful dexterity check you may be able to grab them again and regain some of the speed boost.
At least they’re vegan.
Item: an Ivory momento mory. Allows the user to summon a spectre of a fallen party member or pet once a day for 6 hours. Can be worn as a necklace, but can be attached as a pommel to some weapons. If this happens, the effect is changed, then you can summon a ghost of any creature killed within the last 24 hours. Still only usable once a day, ghost lasts for 6 hours and responds to your commands.
Item: Mask of the Overlook (source, also available as a scarf, cardigan, or rug); allows the wearer to cast a spell once per hour with no control over which (roll d4):
- the nearest container up to the size of an elevator fills with blood
- summons a pair of ethereal twins that don’t do anything, just look creepy
- grants an axe. Just a regular axe. You have one now. +3 against doors
- the wearer’s thoughts appear in jagged written form over all visible surfaces
what I could only fathom as a burger king poncho, for whatever reason
Item: Poncho of the Burger King; when draped over an item and left for ten minutes, the item will be flame-broiled to perfection. Great for turning highly processed frozen beef patties into pretty good burgers; can also be used to start fires.
Item: Tooter of Doom
Item: Chair of Radiant Sitting; allows beings of pure energy and other ethereals to take a load off. If a corporeal creature attempts to so much as touch it, they are dealt 10 Radiant damage for each round they are in contact.
Item: Clarinet of Lightning Calling
Encounter: Man of the Moon, eyes cold as the ice in a refreshing glass of Diet Coke. Lord of the liminal spaces of late-night fast food restaurants, he may be propitiated into offering rations to hungry nocturnal travelers.
When the stars come out to play, babe
A twinkling show, ooh – dinner!
– out of sight
Yeah, the night time is golden light time – big dipper!
At McDonald’s (showtime), it’s Mac Tonight!
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