Homebrew loot, weapons, armor, and snacks for your tabletop gaming and DM/GM needs
Shoes Made from Human Skin
After Big Nose George Parrott was hanged by an angry mob in 1881, Dr. John Osborn took possession of the outlaw’s remains. He studied them, hoping to find a cure for his wife’s criminal insanity, dissecting and experimenting on the corpse for a year. When he was finished, he used Parrott’s skin to make himself a fancy pair of shoes.
Osborne became the first
Democratic Governor of the State of Wyomingin 1893, and wore his special shoes to his inauguration ball.
Item: Sun Block, a small jar containing a sticky white lotion. When applied to the skin the sun block grants resistance to radiant damage for 4 hours. The jar contains 10 uses before it is emptied. Sun block costs 2gp per jar.
Item: summonable vampire cave goat skeleton. So long as it is on the field, opponents must roll Will save against being Frightened, because I mean geez.
Item: side table with cowboy legs; saunters behind its owner or follows simple commands, but only understands orders given with a cowboy accent.
Item: antique suitcase full of gangsters’ souls
Item: Single-Use Horns: when delivering a headbutt while wearing one of these cones, it delivers an extra 3 Piercing damage in addition to the usual Bludgeoning, but the horn is destroyed in the process. As many as will fit onto your head may be worn as wished.
Item: Belt of Vegetable Holsters; once a vegetable has been removed from its holster, a fresh one will reappear in it within 24 hours. They are real proper vegetables, however, and will wilt and spoil if left in the holster.
Item: sandals that deal structural damage to armor; deliver enough kicks and it cracks right open.
Item: Weevil’s Crest; wearer gains a touch attack that deals 5 Necrotic damage to plants.
Item: Crunchy Frogberry Popsicle. Oh, we use only the finest frogs, dew-picked and flown from the Bog of Shadows, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, quintuple-smooth, coconut-milk raspberry envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.
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