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Item: Febreze™ Quick Shower: a bath in a spray-bottle! Hosing off afterwards is recommended, as the spray may take off a layer or two of skin as well.

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Item: Monster Hunter’s Handbook; If you spend 48 hours over a period of 6 days or fewer studying the book’s contents and practicing its guidelines, you have advantage on Wisdom (Survival) checks to track any standard monster, as well as on Intelligence Checks to recall information about them.

purkinjebastard:

purkinjebastard:

Y’all I finally got my Meds refilled (fucking Walgreens) and I’m feeling super inspired. I’m gonna bedazzle a machete stay tuned

SIDE ONE DONE. I use E6000 glue so I’m gonna let it cure for a few hours, maybe overnight before I do the other side.

Item: gem-encrusted machete

Item: bat skeleton that has inexplicably retained its ears; can’t fly without the webbing between its dactyls, but great for spooky ambience (or as a Familiar with the standard bat’s +3 Listen bonus), especially if it starts crawling around on its giant fingers.