Item: stained glass portal to the Ronald Room, the court of a grinning harlequin whose table overflows with low-quality processed meat, cheese, potatoes, and partially-gelatinated gum-based beverages. Also there is a ball pit.
Author: thedurvin
I mod this blog from my stronghold inside a giant geode amongst the secret undercrofts of the Mystical Metroplex; I was going to write on goblin-skin parchment but my quill ran out of ink, so if it seems like I don't know what I'm doing with these futuristic computation-devices, please have mercy.
Item: Fringed Leather Shorts of Balance; the wearer is immune to any alignment-based magic.
Item: Chandelier Octopus; a glass mollusk that will continuously produce light so long as it is occasionally fed candles
Item: three servings of fresh delicious Cowboy Juice, for 4 hours +3 on skill checks related to horse riding and lasso usage with a side effect of bow-legged loping
Art by Jing Deng
Item: flying stone head of Goku; can fire a Qi Beam from its mouth dealing Force damage equal to the number of rounds it has been continuously screaming.
Spell: [F] To Eat: causes nearby food to magically levitate into your mouth.
Item: Totem of Frog McCoy?, a small frog figurine whose knife collection grants it the ability to unbudge the firmest of prices while the owner is haggling.
Item: Knuckledusters of Chakra Realignment: punches deliver +d6 Bludgeon but also three points of radiant healing that clears the mind of unrest and disquiet.
Item: Fox Transformation Potion. Causes transformation into vulpine humanoid upon multiple consumptions. Alterations are piecemeal, overconsumption may result in permanent polymorphing into a non-intelligent fox, only reversible by a Limited Wish spell or above.
Aberrant polymorphic effects may occur upon combination with alternate potions, comically predictable effects will occur upon combination with Big Boob Cream.
Source: Artist by the handle of Gazongola
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