Item: a demon who’s got his son for the weekend and thought he’d take him to see how stupid mortals are on the Mortal Plane
Author: thedurvin
I mod this blog from my stronghold inside a giant geode amongst the secret undercrofts of the Mystical Metroplex; I was going to write on goblin-skin parchment but my quill ran out of ink, so if it seems like I don't know what I'm doing with these futuristic computation-devices, please have mercy.
have you backed up this blog yet? the censorship bots Verizon is using on tumblr are bad at their job. Where should I look for your blog to resurface in all its entertaining and inspiring splendor if the tumblr machine snipes it?
Just as an update: not yet. I’ve been trying things and even the ones that seem to workable are experiencing a huge spike in traffic as people try to migrate thousands of shitposts and fandom discourse gifs, so everything’s stuck in “processing”. I’ll let everyone know when/if I find something actually reliable.
I need this hat.
Item: the Official Video Games™ Hat; +d4 on Skill Check (Video Games) but only on officially-licensed ones, does not work with bootlegs or pirated copies.
Encounter: just some grazing animals from the Outer Plane of K’hllq; friendly and affectionate, they make excellent mounts and when equipped as familiars, grant the ability to see smells. They feed on sibilants, which they absorb through their empty eyes.
Item: Self-Propelled Action Bed
- Moves in all directions
- Changes direction on contact
- Mystery action prevents bed from falling off ledges
Greetings, WordPress
Random Item Drop began on Tumblr; for the moment, this blog will be serving as an archive, since Yahoo-Verizon has shown itself unreliable. We’ll see what happens.
Encounter: Johnny Thousand-Livers
Item: a stone containing a facet of the God of Time’s essence, forever cursed to tell the current time to any who hold it.
Item: officially sponsored Tim Horton’s Monster Donut Truck; once every four hours the glove compartment can be opened to remove a box of donuts and four cups of fresh coffee.
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