
Encounter: a Man-Legged Behir. Due to difficulty purchasing its preferred brand of slacks and shoes (they don’t let it in stores and its lack of hands prevents online shopping, plus i mean where’s it gonna get money from) its fury may be propitiated by gifts of haberdashery. (source)
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I mod this blog from my stronghold inside a giant geode amongst the secret undercrofts of the Mystical Metroplex; I was going to write on goblin-skin parchment but my quill ran out of ink, so if it seems like I don't know what I'm doing with these futuristic computation-devices, please have mercy.
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