~ thedurvin

Item: Vitamaster; when attached to a power source and switched on, anything held in the belt is violently vibrated. Old stories tell of its powers to lose weight and build muscle–coincidentally exactly like using the Tome of Gainful Exercise–but there has never actually been any evidence of these stories being true.

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I mod this blog from my stronghold inside a giant geode amongst the secret undercrofts of the Mystical Metroplex; I was going to write on goblin-skin parchment but my quill ran out of ink, so if it seems like I don't know what I'm doing with these futuristic computation-devices, please have mercy.

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