~ thedurvin

weirdmarioenemies:

Name: Grumblump

Debut: Super Mario 3D World

Picture this: you’re a giant crystal cube, having a nice hot bath in an active volcano. You and your 6 faces are as happy as can be. But all of a sudden, a strange, fat little man dressed up as a raccoon comes along and starts stepping all over your face! Wouldn’t you be rightfully upset? Wouldn’t it just give you a frown on your little rock face? Please sympathize with Grumblump, he goes through a lot.

Published by thedurvin

I mod this blog from my stronghold inside a giant geode amongst the secret undercrofts of the Mystical Metroplex; I was going to write on goblin-skin parchment but my quill ran out of ink, so if it seems like I don't know what I'm doing with these futuristic computation-devices, please have mercy.

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