Item: Super Soaker XP105: ranged weapon

• Load with water for +5 against Fire types
• Load with a water elemental or thin ooze to launch it at an enemy
• Load with Lethe-water to eliminate all short-term memories
• Load with phlogiston for fire damage
• Load with any of the various poisons (greenblood oil, giant centipede venom, black lotus extract, &c.)
• Load with any of the various official potions and oils or any of the various potions appearing on this blog
• Look, there’s all kinds of dangerous liquids in these games, idk

Alternatively: it’s already loaded, and put all this stuff in a table to roll to see what’s in there